It's been a smiley day because...
I slept through most of it.
Kaitlin randomly made me a cd!! of really delicious songs!! She's such a sweetheart to me!
While chillen outside at school, I see Steph C. and Sarah and die. Then Jon pulls up and I'm like yay Jon!! Who's driving him?...STEPH W.!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT it was so surprising and orgasmic!!!! I had such a heartattack. God damnit I want you you hottie.
P being the sub again!! hahaha I touched her hand!!!!
hahaha Jon was checking livejournals while she was sitting right behind him. I would have shot myself in the face if she saw anything I wrote about her haha.

Ben's parakeet kept calling Jr. a NIGGER. HAHAHAHAHAHA. It was the most hilarious thing of my life. We're all chillen watching Pulp Fiction and all the sudden the bird looks at Jr. and goes, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER. hahahah alll night. oh lord. What makes it funnier, is that it's true! He really is a nig! The only nig there actually!
Bruce accidently handcuffed himself knowing Ben had no key. but he mastered lock picking and got himself out.
That was basically anything humorous of the night worth noting.

Ed can't hang Tuesday so the only thing I know I'm doing this week is hanging out with Al on Thursday. He's coming up to visit! yay!

I need to rant about something so don't waste your time.
( rant )

Tonight didn't turn out exactly as planned but I don't think it matters because I still had a great time.

Trav and I went to Jay's 'cause he told us another party was happening tonight but when we got there, they were all like, dude, last night was a blowout so we're just chilling, sorry. So we left and went to find something else to do. Eventually we ended up at Keith's and took a trip to New York for a beer run with him and Toni. The second we arrive at the gas station to get the beer, a cop pulls us over!!!!! You know what reason they told us they pulled us over for? because Travis didn't give a "fair enough warning when turning his signal light on" when in fact, the cops were following us for so long just dying to pull us over for any discrepancy. Eventually they let us go but wow we were so nervous. We got the alc and went back to Keith's to drink and watch the game. OF COURSE it was hilarious since we were at Keith Cop's. It's NEVER dull moment. Trav and I both had a few too many beers and both couldn't drive. He was making me drive his car but I promised myself I would never drive someone else's car unless I was completely sober. but it's all good 'cause we made it home fine.
I lose respect for myself a little bit more each day.

Miranda: (2:00:51 AM): i miss you!!!!! lalalalala, im drunk, but i just wanted to say that i miss you and you are awesome!!! whenever im home if you want i'd love to hang out!!! cos since i saw you @ the mall i keep thinking how cool you are and how i wanna hang out w/ you, cos i miss you!!!! ok, yeah, im drunk, so i'm sorry if i sound dumb... but yeah!!!!!
Miranda: (2:01:08 AM): and you should come visit me, cos you would have a great time here i think
Miranda: (2:01:30 AM): ok, i'lll stope, g'nite hun, bbye!!!

Seriously, Miranda is AMAZING so: Reminder: VISIT MIRANDA AT COLLEGE ASAP!!

I don't know why I'm updating right now instead of passing out like I should be.

So last night I hung out with Trav. and we went to Steve and Chris' for a while then went to Jay's party. Trav and I bought a 30 rack between the both of us and planned NOT to drink the whole thing.
Evvveryone was there and it was so hilarious.
FUCK Nikki and whats his name being fucking AMAZING at beer pong and winning like 30 games in a row!!!!
Keith Cop and Toni later showed up and as usual, Keith thought he heard people talking shit so right as he's leaving - JUST as he's out the door he comes back in and starts calling everyone out to settle it. hahahahaha omg he KILLS me.
There were 2 almost fights of the night. Nikki vs. Kaitlin and Keith vs. EVERYONE. but Nik and Kait totally made up later.
Our plan of not drinking 30 beers together didn't exactly work out. I think we had like close to 15 each all night. Ahhh noo what the hell never again. I so didn't mean for that much alcohol to be consumed!! but I didn't get that drunk! GOOD.
Eventually and finally the sexual tension was too much. and I'm pretty sure it was the alcohol that made us more ballsy but something so unexpected happened. and NO it wasn't with Travis and NO I didn't have sex.
That thing happened so many times. How about that be more random thanks.
hahahahaha and also ******* kept distracting me at beer pong by pulling her top down to display boobs as I shot everytime. What a pleasantly interesting distraction.

I didn't think we were gonna crash there but we did. Trying to sleep on a couch between Olly Kaitlin and Travis, I have yet to get any sleep.
I'm sooo gonna go do that nowthanks.

"What's a girl to do when she's lost her long time friends that's lie-ie-ie-ife."

Pointless eye doc appointment at 7:30 this morning. Nothing's wrong I guess.

This weather gives me a headache. It's so fugly.

I was so sad last night when I found that out. I can't believe they can do that to me.

I think I'm doing something with Trav tonight. but I don't know where and when.

Oh yeah.
Reminder:
Monday-Hang out with Ed after school.

Kaitlin: a sexy fortion teller .. but you have to have a towel on your head ya no like they do
^^^^Find a way to accomplish that for Kaitlin's party the day before Halloween.

There will never be a more disgusting sound then that of your own flesh tearing while piercing it. *cringe* I just pierced another part of my eyebrow. The left one. That makes 3 self piercings now. oh god.

It's Mike's birthday. Happy 19 baby, not that he'll see this though.

Yesterday Kris and I went to the mall to visit her girl. While there I saw Miranda and had multiple joygasms. Then we went to Trash. I was gawking at the piercing needles and that little sweetheart bought me one. It's a 14g. Oh the damage I can do.
We went to Lindsay's later on. Everyone was there. We watched the kids and baby and hung out.

Hotness let us out so early tonight. How...hot.

I'm mad. A few days ago, while eating, I noticed my lip ring ball was missing. I'm pretty sure I swallowed it. I'm really sensitive about losing piercings.

Plans were all screwed up from yesterday. Keith said we'd go to 11 after he got out of work but after calling him for an hour with no answer from him or Toni, we decided to go to his house and see why he was ignoring us. Him and Toni were chilling watching t.v. then said they were gonna stay in for the night so from 10:30 to about 4 we stayed there listening to hours of Keith Cop stories. It turned out to be the funniest night of my life.
At 2:30 Keith wanted to go get cigs so we took a ride to go get some and on the way back we stop at his friends house. We're all hanging out on this girls porch doing whatever when Keith decides to piss over the edge of her porch. This fat bitch comes out and yells "MY DECK IS NOT A FUCKING BATHROOM!!" Now that I know him a little better, you do not mouth off to Keith Cop. He says "like I'm the only one who's ever pissed off the side of your porch, shut the fuck up!" and so it begins...
Fat bitch: Who the fuck do you think you are!!?
Keith: I know who the fuck I am, I'm Keith, who the fuck are you?
Fat: I don't know who the fuck you are so get the FUCK out of here!!
Keith: Fuck you you bitch it's not even your house.
Fat: *throws the phone she was using at Keith*
Keith: CALM DOWN YOU FAT BITCH. GO EAT A SANDWICH!
Fat continues screaming her ass off.
Keith: continues mouthing off then says..."DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU TACO BELL?"

hahahahaha I was scared but we couldn't stop laughing. He's one of those people that you have to know to understand how absolutely hilarious that was.
I'm honored to say I witnessed one of his 'would have been stories'.

I was told the most exciting thing. and I can't believe it.

+ Erin Donovan and I destroying the men at beer pong.
+ Kevin only got minorly scrapped up from the accident.
+ Anything else that wasn't negative.

- We thought Kevin died.
- The rude little children got punched in the face.
- The rude little children coming back after getting punched in the face.
- 4 'Screaming Nazi's later Travis and I were incoherent, sick and frozen.
- I never want to hear or taste 'Screaming Nazi's" ever again.
- Slim's foot accidently kicking me in the head while he was sleeping.
- Slicing my finger on the bush.
- Somehow sleeping inbetween Kaitlin, Raven, and Paul.
- Travis lighting Erin on fire! hahahahaha

Erin: "omg the scary little children with guns are back. What if they come in and start shooting people up. Seriously, I'm really afraid."
Me: "We need to hide."

Erin: "Scary children with guns, Travis lights me on fire, I almost get punched, Kaitlin tries lighting me on fire my god this is just not my night."

Me: *picks up busted pong ball* "haha what happened to this!?"
Travis: "Have you ever seen one of those on fire? It only lasts for a second."
Me: "Sure, cool."
Trav: *lights it - it BURSTS up in flames - he runs out of the basement into the garage and throws it on Erin's lap!* hahahaha.
Erin: "Omg I was seroiusly ready to stop drop and roll!"

Kaitlin: "Travis what the fuck get off the fucking chair and fucking sleep on the floor next to Sarah."

p.s. Erin Donovan is amazing and Kaitlin Kotowski is my hero.

I'm so beat.
Anything laughable is understood only if you were there.

Plan for tonight maybe - go to club 11 with Travis Keith and Toni.

Remember, it's okay to be night street.
O
()()()

I want to tear his head off and smack the shit out of it. ugh.

School was irritating tonight. well, now technically last night.

Today I'm going over Kaitlin K's and staying over. I really heart this girl.

Nothing really new has happened lately. I basically do the same thing every night now with the same people. We meet up after school not knowing what to do so we spend hours at Clatter deciding what to do when hanging out at Clatter turned out to be what we ended up doing. Sometimes we go to Matt's. Tonight we went to Matt's and an overly drunken old man fell on top of me while walking. Why was an old man there? I have no idea. but as Travis put it, "it's like having our own bum."


Chris: These glasses make you all look..black.
Travis: Yo don't be looking at me through that NIGGER VISION.

N.O.R.E. ft. Timbaland-Get down ohmygodHOT!!!!

*Mrs. P. answering her card.* "My favorite fairytale would be Cinderella because I have 2 older evil sisters who used not treat me very well and made me miserable....but now I'm married and have a kid and they don't and are miserable and I'm gald!" hahaha Mrs. P. you're angry.

and dude, that video???? hahahaha "instead of playing with marbles, these children were playing with GLASS." omg I'm still recovering.


I feel so bad for Travis.
and
I am cold.

Yes, last night was unexpectedly crazy. Despite the brief crazyness, we still had a good time after. haha the hour long trip to Warren was hilarious.

Sarah and I will always be bitches and I love it. Hun, we'll always have something to scream about like that. hahaha. AHHHHH!!

OhmyfuckingGOD. Sarah I found it! The song I freaked about.
DESTINY'S CHILD-LOSE MY BREATH
IS
THE
HOTTEST FUCKING
SONG
EVER. It's so good it's killing me.

My Jenna Jameson book came yesterday!!! and I can't stop reading it. It's so amazing.

I spent over an hour waiting for a doctor this morning only to be seen for 5 minutes. haha how gay.

day #like89 of missing Robyn's call. :0( Robyn I miss you!!

Apparently, I am somewhat infatuated with a whore. and it sucks! yeah I know, I know.


CF TUSPOH!!


"You
think you're slick
Tryna hit
But I'm not dumb."

This made my night:
*Mrs. P. describing what she would change about herself.* "I'm a really jealous person, like I'll see someone else and think, why do they have nicer clothes than me, or why do they have a bigger house than me, or, why is their baby cuter than mine?" hahahahaha what the fuck. It made us die. I believe Jon would agree. How could she possibly have an ugly baby anyways? She's BLAZIN'.

Apple cobbler, thick and rich
Just how hot can one girl get?

Fuck! I always miss Robyn's calls!! and when I get home it's too late to call her back. Hopefully I'll catch her tomorrow.

Daryle came over for a bit today. Always a joy.

Monday nights at school are, I've concluded, the worst of all. One of my happiest moments of being out of day school was never seeing Tom Brooks again, but no, I have to sit near him in Media.

I have discovered the 2 hottest songs of my life.
LL Cool J-Move something
and
LL Cool J-Apple Cobbler

seriously, one of these or both of these will be HUGE and you must watch out for them. um or just download them haha that's a good idea too. Trust, I know this.

Alison Lord.

Sched reminding time:
Tomorrow-Daryle comes over for a bit. School.
Tue- Plans-School. omg tues. nights are my favorite.
Wed.-Daryle comes over again. School.
Thurs. No plans then School.
Friday-Sleep over Sarah's.
Sat-No plans.
Sun-No plans.

Things are subject to change I'm sure.

I am so detached from Alias it hurts.

It feels like there is a small kicking child living in my throat.